10 beautiful ladies stand before me
but i only have nine pictures in my hands
and they're all of me
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
bumps into mannequin in a shop
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.